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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUNKADOOBALLS!!

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:21:24 GMT

Whether you're urinating outside mid-blizzard or flirting with a law enforcer, this is a universal call to stop whatever you're doing, and start dunkadooing it better. Yes, it's been...

What Dreams May Come

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:15:00 GMT

During a recent satellite interview with Seattle-based KCPQ to promote his new film Now You See Me, Morgan Freeman took a few moments to pause and reflect and saw a few logs. While co-star Michael...

Wa$te Of Talent

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:00:00 GMT

With Ke$ha's reputation as the ultimate health nut, it makes perfect sense that she took the time out from her daily ritual of straddling scuzzy mattresses to imbibe her own urine. After all,...

Whambulance Wednesday 5/22/13

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:47:04 GMT

For this week's Whambulance Wednesday, we turn to our Facebook page, where a particular individual took issue with the free nightmares we so graciously gave them. First, let us...

Unphotoshopped: Goop's The Boss

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:13:00 GMT

It remains a mystery why Gwyneth Paltrow took a break from perfecting her recipe for lemon ricotta toast to pose for an ad for Hugo Boss's new fragrance. Maybe she was feeling a spring malaise...

Solar Perplexus

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:32:49 GMT

GOT NINJAS. No question mark. Check that. Possible question mark that uses the belly button for a dot. Or a tramp stamp that also serves as a sexy callback. If your tattoo...

Face To Face

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:57:25 GMT

We walk a fine line here at thesouptv.com. On the one hand, we have some obligation to address pop culture, just as the show does. On the other hand, there's Internet culture to acknowledge...

Tumblr Tuesdays: Genius In A Bottle

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:58:33 GMT

There apparently exists a sort of trend in China right now where people submit every day, ho-hum pictures of themselves to the Internet with specific requests directed at more Photoshop-inclined...

Sudden Death

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:36:00 GMT

When Canadian singer Alexis Normand stepped out onto the ice at the 2013 Memorial Cup game on Saturday, it quickly became evident that she'd pulled an all-nighter to prepare for the "The...

Legdrop That Beat

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:24:43 GMT

Thanks to Miguel, or rather the Peter Pan of R&B, Justin Bieber wasn't the only one hurt this weekend at the Billboard Music Awards. Don't worry, Miguel is fine; in fact, he even...

Caption This!: Bare Cross-Bearing Crossing

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:14:15 GMT

Taking the whole 'born again' thing rather literally, aren't we? Friends and family are trying to be supportive but this religious streak of his came out of...

Heating Up The Charts

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:35:32 GMT

Good news, fans of Barry Manilow-lookalikes…Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil is back! Oh wait, she was never gone, and seems to have the staying power of a severed octopus tentacle. For those who...

Threat Assessment: Swift Kick to the Bieber

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:56:41 GMT

We're sailing into troubled waters here, folks. A battle appears to be fomenting between two of the world's most entitled tween icons and first blood was drawn last night at the Billboard...

Negative Reinforcements

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:15:44 GMT

Some of the best movie moments are those where the main characters have clearly had enough. Be it out of terror or frustration or implacable loss, an anguished, "NOOOOOO!!!" is perhaps the...

Leftover Soup 5/17/13

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:47:34 GMT

The time has come for you, like Kim Kardashian, to cut your feet free from their perspex prisons, rest them gently on a plush ottoman, and allow them to morph from murdered Play-Doh back to their...

Clippos Overreactivos

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:04:23 GMT

It's been a week of both major and minor revelations in the world of entertainment news; enough goings-on that we thought it might be time to check in with our friends in Telanovela Land...

Nerve Wracker

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:40:26 GMT

Some people really go in for the snap-crackle-pop approach to relief that's offered up by chiropractors. On the other hand, many find this form of therapy a little too off-putting for serious...

Julia Child Abuse

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:29:42 GMT

Fox knows the throbbing purple vein on Gordon Ramsay's forehead is a perfect barometer for his show's ratings. When the vein becomes engorged with blood, typically the result of...

The Emperor's New Lows

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:48:00 GMT

Since Mike Jeffries, the washed-up Prom King of a CEO at Abercrombie & Fitch, released a statement that the company doesn't want anyone who would even go near a 200 pound breadbox wearing...

Teen Mom Yearbook

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:00:00 GMT

Teen Mom is MTV's biggest cautionary tale against the dangers of unprotected reality show participation. After five seasons of airing this hour-long Trojan commercial, MTV has given birth (so...