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God Bless Locker Room Fun on Christian Fitness

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:10:06 GMT

Back in Bible days, Jesus lived on a meager diet and looked great. The sinewy, well-muscled body, the impressive abs, the chiseled jawline. Of course, times have changed,...

Boys Will Be Girls on RuPaul's Drag Race

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:48:43 GMT

Finally, the reunion special you've been waiting for, and we do mean special. RuPaul's Drag Race brings back the heartwarming magic of the transvestites you and your children...

Fast Food and Faster Cops on Steven Seagal: Lawman

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:43:16 GMT

Action-film star, blues guitarist, frequent wearer of Asian clothing. What can Steve Seagal not do? If your answer was be a deputy sheriff with the Jefferson Parish sheriff's...

Guido Seduction Secrets Revealed on Jersey Shore

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:23:17 GMT

MTV's latest contribution to investigative cultural programming is Jersey Shore, and it's nothing if not informative. Assuming you want information on grandstanding Garden State...

Past Life Shocker on Ghost Adventures

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:00:48 GMT

Talk to most people who believe in reincarnation, and they'll tell you they were among the high and mighty in past lives. Not so, humble Ghost Adventures host Zak Bagans, who visits...

I Want to Work for Diddy: Eye Caramba!

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:13:14 GMT

In case you didn't know, Sean "Diddy" Combs is in a "race against time." What's at stake is unclear…is he going to save the planet from incoming asteroids?...

The View: Pucker Up, Buttock Cup

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:48:40 GMT

On his own show, suave Dr. Oz has mesmerized and illuminated fans by unlocking female anti-aging secrets and explaining why men are consumed with sex. Now he brings his expertise to The...

Tyra's a Gas, Rod Stewart Knows Anatomy, More!

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:17:00 GMT

• If you've ever thought Tyra was full of beans, apparently you're right. To put it another way, if she asks you to pull her finger, don't. • At 65, Rod Stewart...

Hot Tub Full o' Guidos on Jersey Shore

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:39:28 GMT

If you love The Soup, you are officially not alone. No less a prestigious tastemaking entity than The Onion's A.V. Club has named The Soup the #3 late night talk/comedy show of...

Matthew McConaughey 'Toons Up, We Sneak a Peek

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:09:00 GMT

What does Matthew McConaughey do when he's not playing bongos naked, surfing and starring in sappy romantic comedies? He makes cartoons, apparently. In case you hadn't heard,...

Tiger Woods' Fore Play: A Teri Hatcher Connection?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:30:00 GMT

It's amazing that a man can be a talented, intelligent billionaire and, when it comes to allegedly boffing women other than his wife, still be as discreet as any mouth-breathing philanderer on...

Weird Vampire Couple Does Weird Vampire Stuff on 20/20

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:58:31 GMT

You can't swing a New Moon dream catcher replica these days without hitting something related to vampires. And of course that includes your TV set, where ABC's 20/20 got on the blood...

Hot Air Time With 50 Cent on Tyra

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:03:00 GMT

Of the many things you can say about Tyra—most of which she's already said about herself—one is that there's not an undeclared thought caroming around inside of her super...

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show: Kirsch My Ass!

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:00:00 GMT

Who is David Kirsch? If you happen to be attached to a tired, sagging booty, Mr. Kirsch is a worthy man to know. For he is the Master of the Ass. He will tell you...

Tiger Not Out of Woods on Sports Soup

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:02:27 GMT

Brilliant golfer that he is, who knew just how much playing Tiger Woods had been doing off the green? And now that wife Elin has shown her own unique skill with a...

The View Opens Up for Rod Stewart, Uterus Student

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:36:08 GMT

Finally, the perfect recipe for sheer televised disgust. Take the five hosts of The View. Add a generous portion of said females offering up their uteri to aging...

Joel McHale on Craig Ferguson: Seacrest Secrets, Plus Shades of Oprah

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:35:00 GMT

If, for some incomprehensible reason, you missed Soup master Joel McHale on The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson late, late last night, fret not. Thanks to the magic of the Internets,...

Average Citizen Spooks Haint on Ghost Lab

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:45:00 GMT

As the intrepid team of Ghost Lab knows, spirits from beyond the grave can lurk anywhere. This includes tiny Volo, Illinois, human population 180, though the paranormal community of...

Toothpaste Whitens Smiles and Keeps Olympic Spirit Pure on Today

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:38:13 GMT

Who doesn't love the Olympics? The thrill of virtuous competition, the unadorned excitement of international sportsmanship, the glory of the human body pushing new...

Deck the Halls With David Hasselhoff

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:10:00 GMT

It's nice to see that David Hasselhoff has set aside his celebrity-driven, self-centered motivations this Christmas and is instead offering you—the David Hasselhoff fan—a gift of...