Jeff Goldblum, Michael Keaton & More Weird Guy Crushes—See the Pics!

Swoon alert!

By Julia Hays Feb 13, 2015 4:00 PMTags
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There is no shame here. This is officially the No Judgment Zone for celeb crushes.

For Valentine's Day we don't just want to celebrate the standard sexy stars that frequently top the hottest magazine lists every year. Those guys are great. They have pecs. Good for them.

We want to take a moment to celebrate the "weird guy crushes" that we keep in secret folders on our computer... stars who we refer to as "guilty pleasure" crushes.

If your knees buckle every time you see Michael Keaton, own that fact! The Birdman star is a damn fine man!

Can't get enough Jeff Goldblum? That makes total sense—the man is basically sexual energy channeled into human form!

When we use the term "weird guy crush," we mean no disrespect. We're just saying these swoonworthy celebs aren't typically featured on sexiest stars lists, and they totally should be!

So, look, we have a little photo gallery for you. OK, it actually has over 80 photos. We couldn't help it!

Light a few candles. Pour a glass of pinot grigio, and check them out.

Did we forget anyone? Post a comment telling us YOUR irresistible, but "weird," celeb crush!