Sure, Amy Winehouse and hubby Blake look like any other cute, skinny, hipster couple today, but last night was a different story. Caught buying cigarettes bloody, bruised and bandaged, Amy sparked rumors of a serious domestic dispute.

Leave it to Perez Hilton to get to the bottom of this. Apparently, all you have to do is text Amy and she’ll tell you everything (why didn’t we think of that?!). She clears up any misunderstanding that there was a violent bloodbath between the couple. Instead, she says, Blake saved her life after “he found me in our room about to do drugs with a call girl.”

Check out the rest of Amy's text-chat with Perez here.