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Dustin Diamond, the geek (below right) who loved playing Screech so much he went around for seconds and then made a sex tape (not really related, but had to be said), will be dictating a Saved by the Bell tell-all to a ghostwriter.

Does that make you so excited? If not, this juicy tidbit ought to:

According to New York Magazine, Behind the Bell (cute title, no?) will feature "sexual escapades among castmembers, drug use and hardcore partying.”

Why, those are three of our favorite things! This the best news we've heard since Beverly Hills 90210 was making a comeback.